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derkreisel:

I’m breaking the Belgium theme just once.

Arlette Téphany sings Je n’aime que moi (I only love myself), by French writer, poet, musician, singer, translator, critic, actor, inventor, engineer Boris Vian.

Appropriate lyrics, don’t you think?

On me reproche de n’aimer personne
On me dit que c’est moche et que j’ai pas de cœur
Tout l’ monde m’engueule, on me fout des claques
Mais ça m’est bien égal, ils ne me font pas peur

Je m’aime
Je n’ me sens jamais seule
Je m’aime
Je me tiens compagnie
Ma glace
Quand un autre regarde
Grimace
Mais moi, elle me sourit

Je ne sais pas pourquoi l’on dit
Qu’avec soi-même l’on s’ennuie
J’ m’ennuie jamais, je me mets au lit
C’est la bonne vie

Je m’aime
J’ai pas besoin de vous
Je m’aime
Et ça fait pas d’ jaloux

Un homme, un jour, viendra dans ma vie
À cause de mon corps, il voudra me garder
Je les connais, je leur fais envie
Mais ça m’est bien égal et je peux m’en passer

Je m’aime
Pas la peine de m’attendre
Quand même
Je ne vous suivrai pas
Je m’aime
Avec moi, je suis tendre
Je m’aime
Mais je n’aime que moi!

Peut-être qu’un soir de cafard
Si j’ rencontre un beau garçon
Je lui dirai sans discussion
Viens donc me voir

Je t’aime
Ne t’y fie pas surtout
Je t’aime
Mais je m’aime avant tout!

But since not everybody can understand French, I’ll help you out with a mediocre translation of my own.

They reproach me for not loving anyone
They tell me it’s ugly and I have no heart
Everyone berates me, everyone slaps me
But I do not care, they do not scare me

I love myself
I never feel alone
I love myself
I keep myself company
My mirror
When someone else looks
Grimaces
But to me it smiles

I don’t know why they say
That a girl gets bored all by herself
I never get bored, I just go to bed
This is the good life

I love myself
I don’t need you
I love myself
And that won’t leave anyone jealous

One man, one day, will come into my life
For my body he will want to keep me
I know them, that I tempt them
But I don’t care and I can give it up

I love myself
Don’t bother to wait for me
Even when
I stop following you
I love myself
With myself I’m tender
I love myself
But nobody else!

Perhaps some depressing evening
If I meet a nice boy
I might tell him without hesitation
“Come see me”

I love you
Above all, don’t count on it
I love you
But I love myself first!

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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gingerhaze:

dakotaaaa:

Holmes and Watson

This is a very very good thing.

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bookshop:

Kochia Hill, Hitachinaka City, Japan:
Among the fields of cosmos, zinnia, spider lilies and pampas grass, the hill filled with kochia – or summer cypress, broom cypress, if not burning bush – is perhaps the most rare and eye-catching to see in Japan. The hill of this fluffy-looking (but actually quite prickly) shrub, more often seen on brooms than on the ground in eastern Asia, creates a peculiar yet attractive view in autumn when the branches and stems turn bright red. Here, visitors are welcome to walk among the bushes and climb to the top of the hill to get a nice view down the red hill and across the large park. 
Place: Hitachi Seaside Park, Hitachinaka City, Ibaraki Prefecture [Map]Hours: 9:30am-5:00pmHolidays: Mondays* *When a Monday is a public holiday, the park will be open on that day and will be closed on the following day instead. *The park will be open everyday from Oct 1-31.Admission: Adults (15-64 yrs) 400 Yen / Children (6-14 yrs) 80 Yen / Silver (65 yrs+) 200 YenChildren under 5 years old and people with disabilities (must carry a valid “shogaisha-techo”) are free of admission (and parking fee in some cases). Visitors are welcome to bring their pets with a leash.Access from Tokyo: From Ueno Sta., take the JR Joban Line super express “Hitachi” to Katsuta Sta. From Katsuta Sta. take the local bus from bus stop #1 and get off at Kaihin-Koen-Nishiguchi.Website: Hitachi Seaside Park official website (Japanese)
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bookshop:

Kochia Hill, Hitachinaka City, Japan:

Among the fields of cosmos, zinnia, spider lilies and pampas grass, the hill filled with kochia – or summer cypress, broom cypress, if not burning bush – is perhaps the most rare and eye-catching to see in Japan. The hill of this fluffy-looking (but actually quite prickly) shrub, more often seen on brooms than on the ground in eastern Asia, creates a peculiar yet attractive view in autumn when the branches and stems turn bright red. Here, visitors are welcome to walk among the bushes and climb to the top of the hill to get a nice view down the red hill and across the large park.

Place: Hitachi Seaside Park, Hitachinaka City, Ibaraki Prefecture [Map]
Hours: 9:30am-5:00pm
Holidays: Mondays* *When a Monday is a public holiday, the park will be open on that day and will be closed on the following day instead. *The park will be open everyday from Oct 1-31.
Admission: Adults (15-64 yrs) 400 Yen / Children (6-14 yrs) 80 Yen / Silver (65 yrs+) 200 Yen
Children under 5 years old and people with disabilities (must carry a valid “shogaisha-techo”) are free of admission (and parking fee in some cases). Visitors are welcome to bring their pets with a leash.
Access from Tokyo: From Ueno Sta., take the JR Joban Line super express “Hitachi” to Katsuta Sta. From Katsuta Sta. take the local bus from bus stop #1 and get off at Kaihin-Koen-Nishiguchi.
Website: Hitachi Seaside Park official website (Japanese)

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huejackman:

swaggerbatch:

letmartyhandlethis:

“If we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn sure we’ll probably kill each other.”

Bet you weren’t expecting this, haha.
I blame ladypaxieofkickass for everything.

OH MY GOD THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.

My God

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teachingliteracy:

Love Amongst the Stacks (by Jiffy Cat)

teachingliteracy:

Love Amongst the Stacks (by Jiffy Cat)

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madisonyork:

This is a video made by colleen.A friends version of the avengers trailer.Hope everybody enjoy this video.

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bluecartography:

au: sherlock/john, office romance.

“What’s that?”
“Dinner.”
“For what?”
“Our date.”
“Date?”
“Yes.” 
“Oh. Busy.“ 

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